masturbacon » trickery http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon all goods small Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:16:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 If your smallgoods contain additive 451, you are a sneaky bastard http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/10/if-your-smallgoods-contain-additive-451-you-must-be-some-kind-of-cunt/ http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/10/if-your-smallgoods-contain-additive-451-you-must-be-some-kind-of-cunt/#comments Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:50:57 +0000 adam http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/?p=28 Mineral salt 451, or sodium tripolyphosphate, is an additive used in food production to increase water retention.

That’s right – they charge by weight, and then make sure as much of what they sell you as possible is water.
Fucking. Water.

This means less flavour, and a rather unpleasant mouth-feel (read: soggy smallgoods).

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