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		<title>meatfest preparations</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/11/meatfest-preparations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 23:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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The chicken&#8217;s brining, and the sausages are made.
They&#8217;re a little dry (partially due to their low fat content), but I think they&#8217;ll be fine as long as they&#8217;re cooked fast.
I&#8217;ll be skipping the smoked chicken breasts and, instead, lightly smoking the ginger-szechuan chicken.
Ribs will be made on-the-fly tomorrow.

I&#8217;ve scaled back on the spice, this time, [...]]]></description>
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<li>The chicken&#8217;s brining, and the sausages are made.<br />
They&#8217;re a little dry (partially due to their low fat content), but I think they&#8217;ll be fine as long as they&#8217;re cooked fast.</li>
<li>I&#8217;ll be skipping the smoked chicken breasts and, instead, lightly smoking the ginger-szechuan chicken.</li>
<li>Ribs will be made on-the-fly tomorrow.</li>
</ul>
<p>I&#8217;ve scaled back on the spice, this time, as many of tomorrow&#8217;s guests aren&#8217;t nuts about spicy food.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Update: Just sauteed one of each type of sausage over medium-high heat, and they&#8217;re great! I think it was the griller that was drying them out.</span></p>
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		<title>I AM SAUSAGETRON</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/11/i-am-sausagetron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet SAUSAGETRON, from planet chorizo:

As an aside, I used MUCH less cumin this time, and the result is a much more complex and subtle flavour.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet SAUSAGETRON, from planet chorizo:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/2008/11/sausagetron.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-104" title="SAUSAGETRON" src="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/2008/11/sausagetron-300x225.jpg" alt="SAUSAGETRON" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><span id="more-103"></span><span style="color: #008000;">As an aside, I used MUCH less cumin this time, and the result is a much more complex and subtle flavour.</span></p>
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		<title>meatfest 2008</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/11/meatfest-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be hosting the annual masturbacon meatfest next Saturday.
Currently on the menu:

Mild italian pork sausage
Mexican-style chorizo
Ginger-szechuan brined chicken
Smoked chicken breasts with maple-pomegranate glaze
Satan ribs (if I can be arsed)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll be hosting the annual masturbacon meatfest next Saturday.</p>
<p>Currently on the menu:</p>
<ul>
<li>Mild italian pork sausage</li>
<li>Mexican-style chorizo</li>
<li>Ginger-szechuan brined chicken</li>
<li>Smoked chicken breasts with maple-pomegranate glaze</li>
<li>Satan ribs (if I can be arsed)</li>
</ul>
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		<title>Boar sausage fail</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/11/boar-sausage-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, I ruined the entire batch of 34 sausages at the last minute. Which was a pity; they were great (although a little dry).
I&#8217;ll be uploading the photos tomorrow &#8211; there were a LOT of sausages. And the smell was awesome (garlic, red wine, and gin).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, I ruined the entire batch of 34 sausages at the last minute. Which was a pity; they were great (although a little dry).</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be uploading the photos tomorrow &#8211; there were a LOT of sausages. And the smell was awesome (garlic, red wine, and gin).</p>
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		<title>Boar sausages</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just picked up around 3.5kg of boned boar leg. This weekend, I&#8217;ll be making boar sausages!
Stay tuned&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just picked up around 3.5kg of boned boar leg. This weekend, I&#8217;ll be making boar sausages!</p>
<p>Stay tuned&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Maple-bourbon cured ham</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/11/maple-bourbon-cured-ham/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I brewed up a batch of maple-bourbon brine, which I used to cure a couple of pork tenderloins.

Once cured (around 12 hours, since the tenderloins are quite thin), I dried them out in the fridge for 2 hours, and then smoked them. Since I hot-smoked the tenderloins, they&#8217;re basically cooked (much the same as bacon).

I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I brewed up a batch of maple-bourbon brine, which I used to cure a couple of pork tenderloins.</p>
<p><span id="more-68"></span><a href="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/2008/11/maple-bourbon-brine.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-71" title="Maple-bourbon brine" src="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/2008/11/maple-bourbon-brine-150x150.jpg" alt="Maple-bourbon brine" width="200" height="200" /></a></p>
<p>Once cured (around 12 hours, since the tenderloins are quite thin), I dried them out in the fridge for 2 hours, and then smoked them. Since I hot-smoked the tenderloins, they&#8217;re basically cooked (much the same as bacon).</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/2008/11/maple-bourbon-ham.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-86" title="Maple-bourbon ham" src="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/2008/11/maple-bourbon-ham-300x225.jpg" alt="Maple-bourbon ham" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>I added sodium nitrite to the brine (mainly, in this case, so I can watch cure penetration, due to the way nitrite binds myoglobin).<br />
Note the faint ring on the cross-section; this indicates how far the cure had penetrated in 12 hours.<br />
Based on this, I&#8217;ll be curing the next lot for around 36 hours (4 days, if it&#8217;s an entire loin).</p>
<p>So, how does it taste? It&#8217;s a slightly cider-like taste, balanced beautifully by the rosemary and chilli. The ground mustard seems to have disappeared in there, but I&#8217;m ok with that.</p>
<p>All in all, a qualified success.</p>
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		<title>Chorizo-that-was</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/10/chorizo-that-was/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While my first attempt at Mexican-style chorizo was not entirely successful, their texture and flavour have vastly improved after being dried in the fridge overnight.
The flavour is definitely&#8230;intriguing. But the following flaws prevent this batch of sausages from being all they could be:

A little too much cumin (I suspect this may mellow a bit with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While my first attempt at Mexican-style chorizo was not entirely successful, their texture and flavour have vastly improved after being dried in the fridge overnight.</p>
<p><span id="more-54"></span>The flavour is definitely&#8230;intriguing. But the following flaws prevent this batch of sausages from being all they could be:</p>
<ul>
<li>A little too much cumin (I suspect this may mellow a bit with age but, still, it kind of overwhelms the other flavours).</li>
<li>Not enough tequila (I&#8217;d say 30% more) for the flavour to really come through (although it may simply be swamped by the cumin).</li>
<li>I&#8217;m not happy with the ratio of Ancho to Chipotle to Paprika. I think I&#8217;d prefer less paprika, and more Ancho (and a little more Chipotle, too). Next time, I&#8217;ll try deriving the heat less from paprika and more from some fresh chilli.</li>
</ul>
<p>Pictures to follow.</p>
<p><span style="color: #339966;">While the test-patty is a good indicator of rough flavour, be aware that the flavour will <em>definitely</em>&nbsp;&nbsp;mature in the day or two after the sausages were made</span>.</p>
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		<title>Chorizo-to-be</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight, I&#8217;m going to be trying out a new recipe for Mexican-style Chorizo sausage. It includes Ancho and Chipotle chillis, and tequila.
Stay tuned&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight, I&#8217;m going to be trying out a new recipe for Mexican-style Chorizo sausage. It includes <a title="Ancho is smoked Poblano" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poblano" target="_blank">Ancho</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipotle" target="_blank">Chipotle</a> chillis, and tequila.</p>
<p>Stay tuned&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Sausages (spicy italian)</title>
		<link>http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/2008/10/sausages-spicy-italian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m slowly refining the Spicy Italian Sausage recipe from Charcuterie.
I love the spiciness of the toasted coriander seeds, balanced with the sweetness of the toasted fennel seeds (and just a hint of chilli, of course).
This batch is a special request for mum; unfortunately, the meat I&#8217;ve been given for this batch has been frozen, so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m slowly refining the Spicy Italian Sausage recipe from <a title="I fucking LOVE this book" href="http://www.amazon.com/Charcuterie-Craft-Salting-Smoking-Curing/dp/0393058298/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1224848231&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank">Charcuterie</a>.</p>
<p><span id="more-38"></span>I love the spiciness of the toasted coriander seeds, balanced with the sweetness of the toasted fennel seeds (and just a hint of chilli, of course).</p>
<p>This batch is a special request for mum; unfortunately, the meat I&#8217;ve been given for this batch has been frozen, so it didn&#8217;t grind so well. I had to stop and clear the grinder a couple of times, but the overall consistency&#8217;s acceptable (just).</p>
<p>The flavour is great &#8211; noticeably spicy, but not overwhelming.</p>
<p>Changes this time include:</p>
<ul>
<li>Dried basil / oregano (just completely forgot to pick up fresh, and the herb garden&#8217;s not ready to harvest)</li>
<li>Spices mixed by weight, pro rata for amount of pork used</li>
<li>Marinating pork / fat strips in spices overnight</li>
<li>Around 5% more fat than the usual recipe (mum adores fatty sausages)</li>
<li>Aiming for a relatively moist sausage, to take the edge off the heat a bit</li>
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<p><span style="color: #008000;">When the meat or connective tissue is too stringy, and gets wrapped around the blade, meat reaching the cutting surface / grill is <a title="torn, instead of cut" href="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/gallery/sausages_italian-spicy_24-10-08/Torn,%20not%20cut.jpg" target="_blank">torn, instead of cut</a>. This results in <a title="this is what Smear looks like" href="http://blogs.masturbacon.com/masturbacon/wp-content/gallery/sausages_italian-spicy_24-10-08/Smear.jpg" target="_blank">mushy mince</a> that, when cooked, resembles paper mache. When you first notice smear, stop the grinder, remove the grill, and remove any tissue wrapped around the blade.<br />
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		<title>If your smallgoods contain additive 451, you must be some kind of cunt</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mineral salt 451, or sodium tripolyphosphate, is an additive used in food production to increase water retention.
That&#8217;s right &#8211; they charge by weight, and then make sure as much of what they sell you as possible is water.
Fucking. Water.
This means less flavour, and a rather unpleasant mouth-feel (read: soggy smallgoods).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mineral salt 451, or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_tripolyphosphate" target="_blank">sodium tripolyphosphate</a>, is an additive used in food production to increase water retention.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right &#8211; they charge by weight, and then make sure as much of what they sell you as possible is water.<br />
<strong>Fucking. </strong><strong>Water.</strong></p>
<p>This means less flavour, and a rather unpleasant mouth-feel (read: soggy smallgoods).</p>
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