If your smallgoods contain additive 451, you must be some kind of cunt
Mineral salt 451, or sodium tripolyphosphate, is an additive used in food production to increase water retention.
That’s right – they charge by weight, and then make sure as much of what they sell you as possible is water.
Fucking. Water.
This means less flavour, and a rather unpleasant mouth-feel (read: soggy smallgoods).